2. While outside with Lily this morning, we had this conversation.

"Oh, you need a Kleenex! Come in the house with me for just one second."

I sprint into the house to grab the aforementioned tissue.
On my way back outside, a whole 1.5 seconds later, Lily responds by doing something I do not believe in.

"It's okay, Mom...I just do it like this..." (while showing me the snotty wrist of her sweatshirt).

Way to save herself from having to stop what she was doing and go in the house.