Oh, $!#*

sigh...................
Lily has a boyfriend.
Yup. A boyfriend. And, no, I am NOT okay with it.
Here's how I found out.
"Mom?"
"yes"
"Kyle is my boyfriend."
(speechless) this is the part where I was trying to stop the anchor from dropping into my stomach. *Being an eighth grade teacher is going to be one of the worst things that ever happened to my kids. I cannot remove myself from everything I know.*
Nani enters: "Oh, yeah...I forgot to tell you."
"Okaaaaay. Did he ask you to be his girlfriend, or did you ask him to be your boyfriend?"
"He asked me." (phew) "Actually, mom, I just knew. I just like him."

"Go tell your dad."